Category Archives: funny

Ants and Uncles

Is it only me who thinks about bugs when I think about “aunts and uncles”?  No, I really love all my aunts and uncles, even though they are long deceased now.  I especially fondly remember my Uncle Julian.  Not to … Continue reading

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“Handy” to Know

My dad was first-generation Italian-American, but he died when I was 5 years old.  Italians are known for their extensive “vocabulary” of hand gestures, many of which are “rude.”  I have found that the Italian hand gestures are genetic.  Even … Continue reading

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Humor is Humerus

Humor is a “funny” thing.  Har har.  Sometimes humor is not too humerus: If you’re not careful with your jokes, you’ll offend someone, which could by touchy.  (Did I mean touché?) I do not like to see or make jokes … Continue reading

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I’m a Fungi

Okay, so I don’t have DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder), so to be grammatically correct, I guess I should say I’m a fungus?  No, wait… the point I’m trying to make is that I’m a fun guy!!  Darn homophones!!  (Darn homophobes, … Continue reading

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How Smart Are You, Really?

This is a geography quiz, United States geography to be specific.  Apologies to my readers in other countries.  Just answer true or false, and find out how geographically smart you are, then find the answers below: The capitol of Texas … Continue reading

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The Ayes and the Eyes Have It

I am feeling sorry for myself, possibly for good reason.  Feeling sorry for oneself doesn’t change anything, but sometimes it’s a needed release, and sometimes it can spur us to productive action.  So I’m going to indulge myself, and if … Continue reading

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Zombie Apocalypse

The zombies are coming, and they are not robotic figures lurching to hunger on human flesh.  They are dental assistants who poke and prod, ostensibly for your own good, but do they derive pleasure is seeing you wince?  🙂  I … Continue reading

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