“My Wife’s A Psychopath”
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I couldn’t wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that night
Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went wild
Before too long it all went wrong, she wern’t the one for me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said “You’re not my type”
But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe…ferocoiusly
My wife’s a psychopath. Throws a fit then she hides in the bathroom
My wife’s a psychopath.Aooeee
My wife’s a psychopath.Always on the warpath
After me, mentally deranged!
I’m black & blue, I said “We’re through” I’m cuts n’scrapes n’scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence…it’s not for me
My wife’s an psychopath…[guitar bit]
Psycho…Psycho…she’s a bleedin’ Psycho…
Not MY kind of music by any stretch. nor do I condone or practice violence (even against bugs). But it gave me a chuckle….
Added bonus, but it fits…. *giggle*…
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