I’m a Fungi


Okay, so I don’t have DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder), so to be grammatically correct, I guess I should say I’m a fungus?  No, wait… the point I’m trying to make is that I’m a fun guy!!  Darn homophones!!  (Darn homophobes, too — what, another phobia topic??)

A homophone is a word that is pronounced the same as another word but differs in meaning, and may differ in spelling. The words may be spelled the same, such as rose (flower) and rose (past tense of “rise”), or differently, such as carat, caret, and carrot, or to, two, and too.

Fun Guy

Two songs.

Yep, I was the one who broke the mold:


Er, homophones again…


Go on and laugh, you know you want to.  Just a courtesy chuckle, please?  Okay, you don’t quite get the songs, I understand.  Well, “Gloria” was my birth name before I transitioned.  Worse.  Name.  Ever.  To be given to someone destined to transition from female to male.  Now that I’ve told you, I’ll have to kill you.  🙂

Life could be awful — have a sweet day!

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6 Responses to I’m a Fungi

  1. Jamie Ray says:

    I grew up having to listen to my relatives croon “once in love with Amy…” arrghhhh.

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  2. DogDharma says:

    Had to look that one up. Is it from the old musical by the same name? The things we endure! 🙂


  3. Lesboi says:

    I’ve heard Delta Dawn a few times too many as well. It’s not amusing.


  4. DogDharma says:

    I’m sorry to say, and almost embarrassed to admit, that I like Delta Dawn. Also, Knock Three Times, and Tie a Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Oak Tree. Don’t hate me! I promise not to hum it if we go to Ruby Tuesday again! 🙂

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