Zombie Apocalypse

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The zombies are coming, and they are not robotic figures lurching to hunger on human flesh.  They are dental assistants who poke and prod, ostensibly for your own good, but do they derive pleasure is seeing you wince?  🙂  I had my zombie, er, teeth cleaning experience today.  The work that needs to be done is going to accomplish more than bleeding gums — it’s going to thin my wallet A LOT.

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Unfortunately, I saw the RELAX sign too late, but it would not have helped!  🙂

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4 Responses to Zombie Apocalypse

  1. georgiakevin says:

    Man this is so much fun to read!


  2. DogDharma says:

    I hope you’re not pullin’ my leg. Reading is one thing — it’s eating and chewing that I’m dreading! 🙂


  3. pambrittain says:

    Okay, DogD, you have a new admirer.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. DogDharma says:

    Why thank you! 🙂


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